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The Acronyms Master List
The Acronyms Master List
On my social media feed, I often see acronyms that I don’t understand what they mean. What is SMH? What is IRL? Oh, Google…what does 2G2BT mean? Have you ever had a “what are they saying” moment? This is why I decided to create my own master list of commonly used acronyms for texting, social media, marketing ads, and, pretty much anywhere nowadays.
Symbols & Numbers
?4U = Question For You
2BD = To Be Determined
2BH = To Be Honest
2EZ = Too Easy
2F4U = Too Fast For You
2GTBT = Too Good To Be True
2M2H = Too Much To Handle
2MORO = Tomorrow
2NITE = Tonight
4YEO = For Your Eyes Only
A
AAMOF = As A Matter Of Fact
AFK = Away From Keyboard
ABT = About
ADDY = Address
ADMIN = Administrator
AMIIC = Ask Me If I Care
AND = Any Day Now
AFAIK = As Far As I Know
AH = At Home
AIGHT = Alright
AKA = Also Known As
ALOL – Actually Laughing Out Loud
APP = Application
ASAP = As Soon As Possible
ATB = All The Best
AYDY = Are You Done Yet
AYS = Are You Serious
AYT = Are You There
B
B2W = Back To Work
B4 = Before
BAE = Before Anyone Else Or “Baby”
(I LOATHE THIS ONE IN THE LATTER SENSE, IT IS LIKE NAILS ON A CHALKBOARD FOR ME)
BAK = Back At Keyboard
BAMF = Bada$$ Mother F$cker
BATTLES = Brothers & Sisters In Arms, Veteran Brothers & Sisters, Warriors, Soldiers
BAU = Business As Usual
BBB = Big B$$bed Babe
BBL = Be Back Later
BBS = Be Back Soon
BBW = Big B$$bed Woman
BC = Because
BD = Big Deal
BDAY = Birthday
BFF = Best Friend Forever
BFD = Big Freaking Deal
BFN = Bye For Now
BIF = Before I Forget
BLNT = Better Luck Next Time
BOL = Best Of Luck
BR = Best Regard
BRB = Be Right Back
BRO = Brother
BRT = Be Right There
BTDT = Been There Done That
BTW = By The Way
BYOB = Be Your Own Boss or Bring Your Own Beer
BYOC = Bring Your Own Computer
BYOD = Bring Your Own Device
BYTM = Better You Than Me
C
CHK = Check
CID = Consider It Done
CLD = Could
CLK = Click
CMON = Come On
COB = Close Of Business
CRAY or CRAY CRAY = Crazy
CRE8 = Create
CU = See You
CUSN = See You Soon Or Cousin
CUL8R = See You Later (Also SYL)
CUZ = Cousin
CYA = Cover Your A$$
D
DBA = Doing Business As
DBEYR = Don’t Believe Everything You Read
DERP = Being Stupid Or Silly, Not That Smart
DGT = Don’t Go There
DILLIGAS = Do I Look Like I Give A $hit
DIY = Do It Yourself
DKDC = Don’t Know Don’t Care
DL = Download or Down Low
DM = Direct Message (Social Media)
DQMOT = Don’t Quote Me On This
DUPE = Duplicate
E
EAK = Eating At Keyboard
EFFING = F$cking
EOB = End Of Business
EOBD = End Of Business Day
EOD = End Of Discussion or End Of Day
EOM = End Of Message
ETA = Estimated Time Of Arrival
EZ = Easy
F
F2F = Face To Face
FAF = Funny As F$ck
FAQ = Frequently Asked Questions
FB = Facebook
FBM = Fine By Me
FBOW = For Better Or Worse
FF = Follow Friday (Apparently A Twitter Thing)
FIMH = Forever In My Heart
FOAF = Friend Of A Friend
FOMO = Fear Of Missing Out
FRT = For Real Though
FTBOMH = From The Bottom Of My Heart
FTL = For The Loss
FTW = For The Win
FU or F^ = Follow-up
FUBAR = F$cked-Up Beyond All Recognition
FWB = Friends With Benefits
FWIW = For What It’s Worth
FWM = Fine With Me
FYA = For Your Amusement
FYEO = For Your Eyes Only (Also 4YEO)
FYI = For Your Information
G
G2CU = Good To See You
G2G = Got To Go
GB = Goodbye
GB2W = Get Back To Work
GD = Good (can also mean a bad word/Lord’s Name in vain, but I HATE that term so I won’t write it here)
GFI = Go For It
GL = Good Luck
GOAT = Greatest Of All Time
GOI = Get Over It
GR8 = Great
GRATZ = Congratulations
H
H8 = Hate
HAK or H&K = Hugs & Kisses (Also XOXO means hugs and kisses too)
HAND = Have A Nice Day
H-BDAY = Happy Birthday
HRU = How Are You
HW = Homework
I
IAE = In Any Event
IC = I See
ICBW = It Could Be Worse
ICYMI = In Case You Missed It
ID-10-T ERROR = Idiot Error
IDC = I Don’t Care
IDGAF = I Don’t Give A F$ck
IDK = I Don’t Know
IFYP = I Feel Your Pain
IGN = I’ve Got Nothing
ILY or ILU = I Love You
IM = Instant Message
IMHO = In My Humble Opinion
IMO = In My Opinion
IMS = I Am Sorry
IMU = I Miss You
IRL = In Real Life
ISO = In Search Of
ITYK = I Thought You Knew
IYKWIM = If You Know What I Mean
IYSS = If You Say So
J
JIC = Just In Case
JK = Just Kidding
JW = Just Wondering
K
K = Okay
KK = Cool Cool
KEWL = Cool
L
L8R = Later
LFT = Left
LIC = Like I Care
LMAO = Laughing My A$$ Off
LMFAO = Laughing My F$cking A$$ Off
LMK = Let Me Know
LOL = Laugh Out Loud
LOTI = Laughing On The Inside
LTD = Living The Dream
LTNS = Long Time No See
LULZ = A Slang Term For LOL (Laugh Out Loud)LYSM = Love You So Much
M
MEH = Just Okay, So-So
MHOTY = My Hat’s Off To You
MILF = Mom I’d Like To F$ck
MKAY = MMMMM Okay
MOOBS = Slang For Man’s Prominent Breast or Man Boobs
MSG = Message
MYOB = Mind Your Own Business
N
NOOB or N00B (with zeros or o’s) = Newbie or Novice
N2M = Not Too Much
NBD = No Big Deal
NGL = Not Gonna Lie
NFS = Not For Sale
NFW = No F$cking Way
NIMBY = Not In My Back Yard
NLT = No Later Than
NM = Nothing Much
NOYB = None Of Your Business (Also None-Ya)
NP = No Problem
NSFW = Not Safe For Work
NVM = Nevermind
NOW = No Way Out
O
OBV = Obviously
OH = Overheard
OG = Original Gangster
OIC = Oh, I See
OMDB = Over My Dead Body
OMFG = Oh My F$cking God (again taking the Lord’s name in vain – just as bad as GD)
OMG = Oh My God! Or Oh My Goodness
OMY = On My Way
OP = Original Poster or Original Post
OS = Operating System
OT = Overtime or Off-topic
OTB = Off To Bed
OTFL = On The Floor Laughing
OYO = On Your Own
OYW = On Your Way?
P
PDA = Public Display Of Affection
PEBCAK = Problem Exist Between Chair & Keyboard (also known as User Error)
PITA = Pain In The A$$
PLS = Please
PM = Private Message
POV = Point Of View
PPL = People
PROLLY = Probably
PRT = Please Retweet (A Twitter Thing)
PTFO = Pass The F$ck Out
PTL = Praise The Lord
PTMM = Please Tell Me More
PWN = Slang For Own
Q
Q&A = Questions and Answers
Q4U = Question For You
QOTD = Quote Of The Day
QQ = Quick Question
R
R = Are
RBTL = Read Between The Lines
RLY = Really
ROFL = Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROFLMAO = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A$$ Off
RSVP = Abbreviation of the French phrase ‘Repondez, s’il vous plaît’. It translates to Respond, if you please or, better still, Respond Please
RT = Retweet (Twitter Thing) or Right
RTM = Read The Manual
RTFM = Read The F$cking Manual
RUOK = Are you Okay? (Also UOK)
S
SH = Shit Happens
SH^ = Shut Up
SITD = Sitting In The Dark
SK8 = Skate
Sounds Like A Plan
SMH = Shaking my Head
SNAFU = Situation Normal, All F$cked Up
SOB = Son Of A B$tch
SOL = Sooner Or Later
SRSLY = Seriously
SRY = Sorry
STBU Or STBY = Sucks To Be You
STFU Or STF^ = Shut The F$ck Up
STR8 = Straight
SUP = What’s Up?
SUX = It Sucks
SYL = See you Later (Also CUL8R)
SYS = See You Soon (Also CUSN)
T
TBD = To Be Determined (Also 2BD)
TBH = To Be Honest (Also 2BH)
TBT = Throwback Thursday (Social Media Thing)
TCB = Taking Care Of Business
TFTF = Thanks For The Follow (Social Media Thing)
TGIF = Thank God It’s Friday
THX = Thanks
TIA = Thanks In Advance
TIA (medical term) = Transient Ischemic Attack
TIL = Today I Learned
TL = Too Long
TLC = Tender Loving Care
TL;DR = Too Long; Didn’t Read
TMB = Tweet Me Back (A Twitter Thing)
TMI = Too Much Information
TMOT = Trust Me On This
TWSS = That’s What She Said
TTYL = Talk To You Later
TTYS = Talk To You Soon
U
UCTD (medical term) = Undifferentiated Connective Tissue Disease
UFB = Unf$cking Believable
UFN = Until Further Notice
UOK? = Are You Okay? (Also RUOK)
V
VM = Voicemail or Virtual Machine
VOM = Vomit
VRY = Very
W
W/ = With
WAH = Working At Home
WAYF = Where Are You From?
WBU = What About You?
W/E = Whatever
WDYK = What Do You Know?
WDYT = What Do You Think?
WH5 = Who, What, When, Where & Why
WFH = Working From Home
WRK = Work
WTF = What The F$ck?
WTAF = What The Actual F$ck?
WTG = Way To Go
WYSIWYG = What You See Is What You Get
WYD = What Are You Doing?
WYGM OR WUGM = When You Get A Minute
WYWH or WUWH = Wish You Were Here
X
XOXO = Hugs & Kisses (Also HAK or H&K)
Y
Y = Why?
YHBW = You Have Been Warned
YNK = You Never Know
YOLO = You Only Live Once
Z
None Listed For Z
Let Us Know What Acronyms We Are Missing By Using The Comments Section. We Will Review & Add New Acronyms As We Learn More.
REFERENCES
“What Does RSVP Mean On A Wedding Invitation?” by Charlotte Grainger, for Brides.com. Updated February 02, 2022.
“Definition Of FOMO” from the Merriam-Webster Dictionary Online.
“Text Message Abbreviations & Acronyms” by Tim Ehrens, for WhatIs.com.
“Moobs And Yolo Among New Words In Oxford English Dictionary” on the BBC Network News. On September 12th, 2016.
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The Acronyms Master List
On my social media feed, I often see acronyms that I don’t understand what they mean. What is SMH? What is IRL? Oh, Google…what does 2G2BT mean? Have you ever had a “what are they saying” moment? This is why I decided to create my own master list of commonly used acronyms for texting, social media, marketing ads, and, pretty much anywhere nowadays.
Symbols & Numbers
?4U = Question For You
2BD = To Be Determined
2BH = To Be Honest
2EZ = Too Easy
2F4U = Too Fast For You
2GTBT = Too Good To Be True
2M2H = Too Much To Handle
2MORO = Tomorrow
2NITE = Tonight
4YEO = For Your Eyes Only
A
AAMOF = As A Matter Of Fact
AFK = Away From Keyboard
ABT = About
ADDY = Address
ADMIN = Administrator
AMIIC = Ask Me If I Care
AND = Any Day Now
AFAIK = As Far As I Know
AH = At Home
AIGHT = Alright
AKA = Also Known As
ALOL – Actually Laughing Out Loud
APP = Application
ASAP = As Soon As Possible
ATB = All The Best
AYDY = Are You Done Yet
AYS = Are You Serious
AYT = Are You There
B
B2W = Back To Work
B4 = Before
BAE = Before Anyone Else Or “Baby”
(I LOATHE THIS ONE IN THE LATTER SENSE, IT IS LIKE NAILS ON A CHALKBOARD FOR ME)
BAK = Back At Keyboard
BAMF = Bada$$ Mother F$cker
BATTLES = Brothers & Sisters In Arms, Veteran Brothers & Sisters, Warriors, Soldiers
BAU = Business As Usual
BBB = Big B$$bed Babe
BBL = Be Back Later
BBS = Be Back Soon
BBW = Big B$$bed Woman
BC = Because
BD = Big Deal
BDAY = Birthday
BFF = Best Friend Forever
BFD = Big Freaking Deal
BFN = Bye For Now
BIF = Before I Forget
BLNT = Better Luck Next Time
BOL = Best Of Luck
BR = Best Regard
BRB = Be Right Back
BRO = Brother
BRT = Be Right There
BTDT = Been There Done That
BTW = By The Way
BYOB = Be Your Own Boss or Bring Your Own Beer
BYOC = Bring Your Own Computer
BYOD = Bring Your Own Device
BYTM = Better You Than Me
C
CHK = Check
CID = Consider It Done
CLD = Could
CLK = Click
CMON = Come On
COB = Close Of Business
CRAY or CRAY CRAY = Crazy
CRE8 = Create
CU = See You
CUSN = See You Soon Or Cousin
CUL8R = See You Later (Also SYL)
CUZ = Cousin
CYA = Cover Your A$$
D
DBA = Doing Business As
DBEYR = Don’t Believe Everything You Read
DERP = Being Stupid Or Silly, Not That Smart
DGT = Don’t Go There
DILLIGAS = Do I Look Like I Give A $hit
DIY = Do It Yourself
DKDC = Don’t Know Don’t Care
DL = Download or Down Low
DM = Direct Message (Social Media)
DQMOT = Don’t Quote Me On This
DUPE = Duplicate
E
EAK = Eating At Keyboard
EFFING = F$cking
EOB = End Of Business
EOBD = End Of Business Day
EOD = End Of Discussion or End Of Day
EOM = End Of Message
ETA = Estimated Time Of Arrival
EZ = Easy
F
F2F = Face To Face
FAF = Funny As F$ck
FAQ = Frequently Asked Questions
FB = Facebook
FBM = Fine By Me
FBOW = For Better Or Worse
FF = Follow Friday (Apparently A Twitter Thing)
FIMH = Forever In My Heart
FOAF = Friend Of A Friend
FOMO = Fear Of Missing Out
FRT = For Real Though
FTBOMH = From The Bottom Of My Heart
FTL = For The Loss
FTW = For The Win
FU or F^ = Follow-up
FUBAR = F$cked-Up Beyond All Recognition
FWB = Friends With Benefits
FWIW = For What It’s Worth
FWM = Fine With Me
FYA = For Your Amusement
FYEO = For Your Eyes Only (Also 4YEO)
FYI = For Your Information
G
G2CU = Good To See You
G2G = Got To Go
GB = Goodbye
GB2W = Get Back To Work
GD = Good (can also mean a bad word/Lord’s Name in vain, but I HATE that term so I won’t write it here)
GFI = Go For It
GL = Good Luck
GOAT = Greatest Of All Time
GOI = Get Over It
GR8 = Great
GRATZ = Congratulations
H
H8 = Hate
HAK or H&K = Hugs & Kisses (Also XOXO means hugs and kisses too)
HAND = Have A Nice Day
H-BDAY = Happy Birthday
HRU = How Are You
HW = Homework
I
IAE = In Any Event
IC = I See
ICBW = It Could Be Worse
ICYMI = In Case You Missed It
ID-10-T ERROR = Idiot Error
IDC = I Don’t Care
IDGAF = I Don’t Give A F$ck
IDK = I Don’t Know
IFYP = I Feel Your Pain
IGN = I’ve Got Nothing
ILY or ILU = I Love You
IM = Instant Message
IMHO = In My Humble Opinion
IMO = In My Opinion
IMS = I Am Sorry
IMU = I Miss You
IRL = In Real Life
ISO = In Search Of
ITYK = I Thought You Knew
IYKWIM = If You Know What I Mean
IYSS = If You Say So
J
JIC = Just In Case
JK = Just Kidding
JW = Just Wondering
K
K = Okay
KK = Cool Cool
KEWL = Cool
L
L8R = Later
LFT = Left
LIC = Like I Care
LMAO = Laughing My A$$ Off
LMFAO = Laughing My F$cking A$$ Off
LMK = Let Me Know
LOL = Laugh Out Loud
LOTI = Laughing On The Inside
LTD = Living The Dream
LTNS = Long Time No See
LULZ = A Slang Term For LOL (Laugh Out Loud)LYSM = Love You So Much
M
MEH = Just Okay, So-So
MHOTY = My Hat’s Off To You
MILF = Mom I’d Like To F$ck
MKAY = MMMMM Okay
MOOBS = Slang For Man’s Prominent Breast or Man Boobs
MSG = Message
MYOB = Mind Your Own Business
N
NOOB or N00B (with zeros or o’s) = Newbie or Novice
N2M = Not Too Much
NBD = No Big Deal
NGL = Not Gonna Lie
NFS = Not For Sale
NFW = No F$cking Way
NIMBY = Not In My Back Yard
NLT = No Later Than
NM = Nothing Much
NOYB = None Of Your Business (Also None-Ya)
NP = No Problem
NSFW = Not Safe For Work
NVM = Nevermind
NOW = No Way Out
O
OBV = Obviously
OH = Overheard
OG = Original Gangster
OIC = Oh, I See
OMDB = Over My Dead Body
OMFG = Oh My F$cking God (again taking the Lord’s name in vain – just as bad as GD)
OMG = Oh My God! Or Oh My Goodness
OMY = On My Way
OP = Original Poster or Original Post
OS = Operating System
OT = Overtime or Off-topic
OTB = Off To Bed
OTFL = On The Floor Laughing
OYO = On Your Own
OYW = On Your Way?
P
PDA = Public Display Of Affection
PEBCAK = Problem Exist Between Chair & Keyboard (also known as User Error)
PITA = Pain In The A$$
PLS = Please
PM = Private Message
POV = Point Of View
PPL = People
PROLLY = Probably
PRT = Please Retweet (A Twitter Thing)
PTFO = Pass The F$ck Out
PTL = Praise The Lord
PTMM = Please Tell Me More
PWN = Slang For Own
Q
Q&A = Questions and Answers
Q4U = Question For You
QOTD = Quote Of The Day
QQ = Quick Question
R
R = Are
RBTL = Read Between The Lines
RLY = Really
ROFL = Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROFLMAO = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A$$ Off
RSVP = Abbreviation of the French phrase ‘Repondez, s’il vous plaît’. It translates to Respond, if you please or, better still, Respond Please
RT = Retweet (Twitter Thing) or Right
RTM = Read The Manual
RTFM = Read The F$cking Manual
RUOK = Are you Okay? (Also UOK)
S
SH = Shit Happens
SH^ = Shut Up
SITD = Sitting In The Dark
SK8 = Skate
Sounds Like A Plan
SMH = Shaking my Head
SNAFU = Situation Normal, All F$cked Up
SOB = Son Of A B$tch
SOL = Sooner Or Later
SRSLY = Seriously
SRY = Sorry
STBU Or STBY = Sucks To Be You
STFU Or STF^ = Shut The F$ck Up
STR8 = Straight
SUP = What’s Up?
SUX = It Sucks
SYL = See you Later (Also CUL8R)
SYS = See You Soon (Also CUSN)
T
TBD = To Be Determined (Also 2BD)
TBH = To Be Honest (Also 2BH)
TBT = Throwback Thursday (Social Media Thing)
TCB = Taking Care Of Business
TFTF = Thanks For The Follow (Social Media Thing)
TGIF = Thank God It’s Friday
THX = Thanks
TIA = Thanks In Advance
TIA (medical term) = Transient Ischemic Attack
TIL = Today I Learned
TL = Too Long
TLC = Tender Loving Care
TL;DR = Too Long; Didn’t Read
TMB = Tweet Me Back (A Twitter Thing)
TMI = Too Much Information
TMOT = Trust Me On This
TWSS = That’s What She Said
TTYL = Talk To You Later
TTYS = Talk To You Soon
U
UCTD (medical term) = Undifferentiated Connective Tissue Disease
UFB = Unf$cking Believable
UFN = Until Further Notice
UOK? = Are You Okay? (Also RUOK)
V
VM = Voicemail or Virtual Machine
VOM = Vomit
VRY = Very
W
W/ = With
WAH = Working At Home
WAYF = Where Are You From?
WBU = What About You?
W/E = Whatever
WDYK = What Do You Know?
WDYT = What Do You Think?
WH5 = Who, What, When, Where & Why
WFH = Working From Home
WRK = Work
WTF = What The F$ck?
WTAF = What The Actual F$ck?
WTG = Way To Go
WYSIWYG = What You See Is What You Get
WYD = What Are You Doing?
WYGM OR WUGM = When You Get A Minute
WYWH or WUWH = Wish You Were Here
X
XOXO = Hugs & Kisses (Also HAK or H&K)
Y
Y = Why?
YHBW = You Have Been Warned
YNK = You Never Know
YOLO = You Only Live Once
Z
None Listed For Z
Let Us Know What Acronyms We Are Missing By Using The Comments Section. We Will Review & Add New Acronyms As We Learn More.
REFERENCES
“What Does RSVP Mean On A Wedding Invitation?” by Charlotte Grainger, for Brides.com. Updated February 02, 2022.
“Definition Of FOMO” from the Merriam-Webster Dictionary Online.
“Text Message Abbreviations & Acronyms” by Tim Ehrens, for WhatIs.com.
“Moobs And Yolo Among New Words In Oxford English Dictionary” on the BBC Network News. On September 12th, 2016.
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